Want to understand scots?
Scotland where……….
“Alright baw bag” is a customary greeting
“Thingy” means absolutely anything
“Fuck off” means really
“Moan then” is an invitation to battle
“Hunners” means 1,2 or 3
“12 degrees” means summer
“Ma bit” means your house
“Bawhair” is a recognised unit of measurement
“Where u fae” determines if your getting a dooin or not
“Fuck it” is the solution to all problems
“Ahh ya bastard” means ouch I just hurt myself
“Swear doon” means I promise
“N wit” stands as a valid come back
“Aboot a hunner year ago” means last week
“Hawl u” means I demand your immediate attention
“Ye gem” means want to have sex with me
“Get yer rat oot” is an invitation to sexual intercourse
“Bullet” is an appropriate name for a dog
“How diz naw grab ye” is a valid response
“Patsy cline” is not a singer
“Mad man” means normal person
“Poke” means finger sex
“Here” means excuse me
“Pure” is an adjective for every noun
“Yer maw” is a comeback for anything
Scotland where they speak fluent sarcasm
Scotland where getting mwi is a hobbie
Scotland where u get stabbed for wearing chinos
Scotland where everybudys yer cusin
Scotland where you get the jail even although ye wur only havin a laugh
Scotland where “chappy’s” a sport
Scotland where verbal abuse is “banter”
Scotland where anyone younger than u is 12
Scotland where you learn to spark a fag before u can count
Scotland where head is more than just a body part
To be the rat, is to be the cat, to be the cat is to be the rat… What an awkward position to be in
– Gavin Rosse
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Im just an ordinary guy trying to live an extraordinary life, I love a certain American who has a voice of an angel and the brain of Einstein with the looks of pixie Lott. Seriously the luckiest guy on earth. Well enough about me you ever get any questions just ask....
